Posts tagged ‘funny’

Laugh until your belly hurts…fun puns.

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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
 
When chemists die, they barium.
 
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
 
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
 
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
 
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
 
The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.
 
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
 
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
 
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
 
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
 
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
 
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
 
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
 
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
 
Broken pencils are pointless.

A Lesson In Life & Longevity… Size this one up!

Little Mouse!

The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire. The 19-year-old, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, who was photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded By the mouse’s behaviour.

He said: “I have no idea where the mouse came from – he just appeared in the enclosure after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. He didn’t take any notice of the leopard, just went straight over to the meat and started feeding himself.”

“But the leopard was pretty surprised – she bent down and sniffed the mouse and flinched a bit like she was scared. In the meantime the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened.

But even a gentle shove does not deter the little creature from getting his fill…” It was amazing, even the keeper who had thrown the meat into the enclosure was shocked – he said he’d never seen anything like it before.”

Project owner Jackie James added: “It was so funny to see – Sheena batted the mouse a couple of times to try to get it away from her food.” But the determined little thing took no notice and just carried on.”


Sheena was brought in to the Santago Rare Leopard Project from a UK zoo when she was just four months old. She is one of 14 big cats in the private collection started by Jackie’s late husband Peter in 1989. The African Leopard can be found in the continent’s forests, grasslands, savannas, and rainforests.



So the mouse continued to eat the leopard’s lunch andshow the leopard who was the boss. Just proves no one canpush you around without your permission.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL LESSON IN LIFE AND LONGEVITY.
Be nice to others because...

Time WILL make a difference!


One day you will no longer be the big dog… Just the old dog…
And my friend, WE are now the old dogs.

HOWEVER, OLD DOG IS BETTER THAN DOG GONE.

None of us can do everything,
but we can each do something!

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The Greatest Moment of My Life…

So you’re looking through the magazines, watching TV shows or movies and seeing all these “PERFECT” people in perfect scenes right?

Wrong…call it photo-shop and editing.

It’s great to have goals; yet, I’d suggest focusing on the progress. Perfection is short lived if at all.

The process and strive is where the greatest moments live. I just completed a goal I called “Team Kupish”, I experienced many great moments along the way during my training. Obtaining my goal was a highlight but it was only a fraction of my joy.

Micah Bartel summarizes this point with a great video with some very funny commentary too!

“This IS the greatest moment of my life…so close. This is wasting all my battery,”

Enjoy the practice and remember not to take yourself so seriously, no one else does. :)

Coach Lucy

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