Word Play

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger … then it hit me.

To write with a broken pencil is … pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes … take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar … got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles … U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes … was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out … free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married … they fought tooth and nail.

A will is a … dead giveaway.

If you don’t pay your exorcist … you can get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you … A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if … you can’t budge it.

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Comments on: "Have a little fun with words…" (1)

  1. LOL Too funny..

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