I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger … then it hit me.
To write with a broken pencil is … pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes … take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar … got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles … U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes … was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out … free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married … they fought tooth and nail.
A will is a … dead giveaway.
If you don’t pay your exorcist … you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you … A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if … you can’t budge it.